| Ashley walked into the White House for the first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a tour, he asked, "Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?" Ashley got suspicious and said, "I`ve heard certain things about you, Mr. President, and don`t think that would be a smart idea." "Nonsense," said the President. "It`s just a clock." Ashley reluctantly agreed. The President led her to an empty Oval Office, closed the door, dropped his pants and pulled it out. In a reproving tone, Ashley said, "That`s not the Presidential Clock; it`s the Presidential Cock." The President responded, "Ashley, honey, put a face and two hands on it, and it`s a clock." |