| Bill Clinton and a Priest are on a cruise ship going to the Bahamas. The waiter comes up and asks Bill Clinton,"Sir, what would you like to drink?" "Whiskey, and make it stout." So the waiter quickly brings his drink and then asks the Priest, "Would you like a Whiskey too?" The Priests replies, "I would rather be raped by a whore than have alcohol touch my lips." Bill Clinton spits out his whiskey and says,"Oh, I didn`t know that was a choice." |