| Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her doctor, "How is everything." He responded, "I`m very pleased and you are in great shape, and happy to announce that you are pregnant." "No way!" she exclaimed. He assured, "You are most definitely pregnant." She stormed out of the examining room, grabbed the receptionist`s phone and dialed the private line to the Oval Office. Bill answered the phone and she shouted, "I can`t believe it! I`m pregnant! You got me pregnant!" The president didn`t say anything, so she continued to scream, "Didn`t you hear me? I`m pregnant! You got me pregnant!" Hesitantly, the president said, "Um...Who IS This?" |