| Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!", she exclaimed. "No", said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish." "Lets see," says Monica, "I don`t need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don`t need money, because of the book I wrote, and all the interviews I’ve given." She continues, "I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that`s it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed." |