Bet and Balls...A Little Old Lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the President of the Bank to open a savings account because, 'It s a lot of money!' After much hemming and hawing, the Bank staff finally
Lesbian!Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her. Bartender:- 'Hey don t worry about her, She is lesbian!' Banta:-'Lesbian or no
Bitter Gourd!Santa went to his friend Banta s house for dinner. The main course that evening were stuffed karelas(Bitter Gourd), (the types where the karela is stuffed with masala, and tied with a thread) Having never tasted karelas made this way before, Santa ate 6 of them; thread and all
It`s a small world!There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes. Then Santa says to Banta, 'I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out...
Engineers` perception about human bodyThree engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.' Another said, 'No, it was an...