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Banta wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his robe from the floor and puts it on.
He notices there's something in one of the pockets and it turns out to be a bra.
Banta thinks, "Hell, what happened last night?"
He walks towards the bathroom and finds a panty in the other pocket of his robe.
Again Banta thinks, "What happened last night, what have I done? Must have been a wild party."
He opens the bathroom door, walks in and has a look in the mirror.
He notices a little string hanging out of his mouth and his only thought is, "If there's a god, please let this be a teabag!"
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