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Santa, after having had one too many in a bar, called up the bartender and says, "I want a woman!"
The bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. Santa was so drunk that he misreads the directions and accidentally goes into the office of a foot doctor.
The receptionist at the counter asks, "Can I help you?"
"Yes, I want some service," states Santa.
She sends him to one of the examination rooms and tells him to put it on the table. Drunken Santa goes in and places his manhood on the exam table.
When the doctor comes in, the startled podiatrist sees Santa's member on the table and she says, "That's not a foot!"
Santa replies, "Give it time, lady, give it time."
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Honeymoon Trip John and Jane got married. They planned to honeymoon in Jane's aunt's place. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters. After about 30 minutes the... -
Wild Party Banta wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his robe from the floor and puts it on. He notices there's something... -
Horse Breeding Santa had a brown filly and a white filly (female horse under the age of four) and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's Stallion (an adult male horse which is used for breeding... -
Black and White A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe therein. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian... -
The Patient Banta, who was in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, 'I am going to make a slingshot and...