Banta and Preeto got married and left on their honeymoon. All was going well... except in the bedroom. He couldn't last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn't matter but he knew it was getting her down. So, when they got back, he went to the doctor and asked for help.
The doctor recommended that he satisfy himself before they have sex, that way, he'd last longer. The next day, Banta planned on ravishing Preeto when he came home, and decided to please himself on the way.
He pulled over onto a quiet road. But he couldn't just sit there in his car having a wank, so he decided to lie under the car and pretend that he was fixing he car.
He crawled under the car, closed his eyes, and imagined his wife naked and started wanking. After a while he felt something tugging at his trousers.
"Sir, this is the police. Would you mind telling us what you're doing?"
Not wanting to lose this wonderful image of his wife, Banta kept his eyes closed and replies, "I'm just fixing the axle of my car, officer."
"Well, while you're down there you'd better check the brakes. Your car has crashed into a tree half a mile down the road!" |
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