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Every afternoon after work, a group of local guys would meet at the neighborhood bar for a little pool and a few beers.
Undoubtedly, somehow the subject always came up about which guy had the longest penis. Day in and day out the bartender overheard these braggarts and frankly it got a little boring.
One day, the bartender had heard the same old exaggerations once too many and he said, "All right, enough of this bullshit. I want each and every one of you to stand up here at the bar and I'm going to personally measure each of you and just maybe we can put a stop to all this crap."
Well, they all gathered around the bar, unzipped and laid it out there to be measured. Just then, the door opens and in the blast of sunlight stands a gay guy.
The bartender looks up and says, "Can I help you?"
The gay takes a look at the line-up and says, "Well, I was going to get a cocktail, but I think I'll just have the buffet."
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