Another lunatic!

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    "Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog."
    "How long have you been acting this way?"
    "Since I was a puppy!"
  • Achievements... Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
    Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
    Banta: Yes, I have
    Santa: Well, my father dug it.
  • Congrats on moving! A new business was opening and one of the owner s friends sent flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.
    It said, 'Rest in Peace.' The owner told the friend that had sent them and the friend called the florist...
  • While in London Santa went to Banta s house and said, 'Oye Banteya, lets go to London'
    Banta replied 'Yes Santa, par mainu English nahin aandi' (I can t speak English)
    Santa assures Banta that his English skills are better than average, and that he d take care of him in London. Santa and Banta reach London, and pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy road!
    A Gori Mem(blonde) pulls up behind them in her Austin Princess and starts of in English
  • Three-some: A Pastor, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, 'What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!' The doctor chimed in...
  • Top ten ways the Bible would be different if written by college students.... 10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
    9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
    8. New edition every two years in order...
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