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Once in a heavily crowded bus three guys were seated, while three girls besides them were standing. By understanding their problems, the guys offered the girls to sit on each of their laps.
Without hesitation the girls agreed and each of the girl sits on a guy's lap. After some time the first girl asks the first guy if he was a Mechanical Engineer.
He replies with wonder, "Yes..! How did You Know?"
She answers, "Your piston is starting to hit my cylinders"
After quite some movement, the second girl asks the second guy, "Are you an Electrical Engineer?"
Astonished, the guy asks, "What makes you ask this question?"
She says, "Hmmm.... I am receiving shock waves from your laser gun"
Then finally the third girl asks the other guy a question with an embarrassing voice, "Hello.. you are a great Civil Engineer, aren't you?"
To which he exclaims with wonder, "Certainly.. how did you know?"
She replied, "It's no secret your dam is broken and its flooded my village."
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