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Banta comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions.
Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says, "Don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients."
Banta tosses and turns in reflection of his actions.
Again the voice says, "Don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients."
Feeling somewhat relieved, Banta begins to relax and feel better about himself at which time another voice in head says, "But you're a veterinarian."
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