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A young boy of 5 was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He had been playing outside her house for a while when he came into the house.
"Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It is called sexual intercourse darling."
The little guy just said, "Ok", and went out to play again.
In a few minutes he came back inside again and said angrily to his grandmother, "Grandma, it's not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunks"
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