Andy joined the foreign legion, and was assigned to a fort, way out in the desert, far from any town. During his orientation session, he asked the sergeant what the legionnaires did when they had to relieve their urge.
"The desert provides, son," the sergeant said. "When you feel the need at night go to the hut by the palm tree outside the fort. There's a hole in the side. Stick your dick in the hole and you'll get relief."
Andy was very sceptical, but soon he was about to go out of his skull. He waited until the sun descended, then ran out to the hut and stuck his dick in the hole. Sure enough, a pair of warm lips surrounded his member and quickly brought him to ecstasy. Andy suddenly had a new view of life in the legion. He visited the hut the next night and the third. But on the fourth night, when he thrust his penis in, nothing happened.
He rushed back, found the sergeant and asked him what the hell was going on.
"Forgot to tell you," the sergeant said, "it's your night to sit in the hut." |
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