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Two fellows, Santa and Banta, were lost in the desert; they had been there for days with no sign of life anywhere. All of a sudden Banta started to feel horny with all the heat and stuff.
He turned to Santa and said, "Do you know every now and then vultures sweep down and peck out your eyes?"
Santa replied, "No way!"
Banta said, "Yes but I have a prevention. If I see one swooping down insert these two coins into your eyes and bury your head in the sand."
"Thanks," Santa replied.
All of a sudden Banta yelled, "Vulture attack, Vulture attack!"
Quickly Santa put in the coins and buried his head in the sand. At this Banta whipped down his pants and had his wicked way with him.
Santa shouted "You can peck as hard as you like you aren't getting my eyes!"
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