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A farmer was ploughing in the field when he noticed his daughter run into the barn.
A few seconds' later, he saw Santa's son, Pappu, run into the barn after her.
After about 20 minutes they still hadn't come out of the barn, so the farmer decided to see what they were doing.
As he walked into the barn he saw Pappu on top of his daughter and he was going to town.
The farmer thought to himself that dirty bastard and picked up a shovel and whacked Pappu on the ass with it. Pappu jumped up and ran outside.
His daughter was still lying on the ground trying to cover up her modesty.
He looked down at her and said, "I didn't think you had it in you."
"Neither did I, Dad," she said, "until you hit him on the ass with the shovel."
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