A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. He orders a drink and looks around to scope out any hot chicks. He spies one at the end of the bar and asks the bartender to send her a drink.
The bartender says, "Buddy, you don't want to buy her a drink. She's a waste of time."
The guy says, "Waste of time? She's hot."
Bartender, "She's a lesbian."
"So, I wanna buy her a drink anyway. Maybe today she'll swing the other way."
So the bartender takes the woman a drink and points to the guy who bought it for her. Sure enough, she gets off of her barstool and makes her way down the bar where she takes a seat next to the guy.
She seductively says, "Thanks for the drink. Would you like to see my tits?"
"Sure!" he says happily.
So she pulls her blouse up, and he leans forward and takes a nice long look at her tits.
"Would you like to touch my thighs?" she purrs.
"Oh, yeah."
So she hikes up her skirt and he runs his hands up and down her thighs.
Now she gets right in his face and whispers, "Would you like to smell pussy?"
"Absolutely."
So she puts her finger on his chin and blows in his face. |
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