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Banta was feeling particularly horny so he went to a call girl on the street and asked, "How much do you charge?"
The call girl said, "500 bucks for the evening."
Banta said, "Well, if I pay you 500 bucks, you will have to do it under my rules."
The call girl said, "That's fine."
So Banta took her home and told her that they would close all the blinds and do it in the pitch dark.
The call girl turned to him and said, "Honey, its your money, so whatever you want is fine."
They had sex, and Banta told her to wait 10 minutes before they were to do it again. Then 10 minutes later, they did it again. After 6 times, he seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.
"Banta, you are the best lover I have ever had," she said.
Then the man said, "Lady, I am not Banta, he is outside selling your ass to all his friends for 200 bucks a pop."
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