Pappu watched his father's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Santa and Preeto in a passionate embrace. Pappu found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Preeto auntie. I went back to look and he was giving her a big kiss, then he helped her take off her dress. Then she helped Daddy take his pants off, and then they........"
At this point Jeeto cut him off and said, "Pappu, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for dinner. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Jeeto asked little Pappu to tell his story.
Pappu started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Preeto laying down on the back seat. Then she and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mom and Uncle Banta used to do when Dad was serving in Chandigarh. |
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