An extremely ugly man was sitting in a bar having a drink with his friend, who is the exact opposite in fact he may be the most handsome man in town. The two of them are discussing a beautiful blond girl sitting at the bar.
The handsome man said, "Boy I sure would like to get some of that.
The ugly man said, "Go ahead go for it.
The handsome man said, "There's no way She won't go with anybody I've tried many times."
The ugly man said, "I think I could go out with her if I wanted to."
The handsome man laughed and said, "If She won't go out with me She sure as hell won't go with you."
Ugly said, "I'll bet you fifty bucks She'll go with me."
Handsome says, "You're on."
Ugly says, "Ok just leave the money with the bartender and I'll pick it up later."
He walks up to the girl starts talking and turned and walked out of the bar, with the girl right behind him.
The handsome man couldn't believe it. He went up to the bar and asked the bartender, "What happened, what did he say to her?"
The bartender told him, "Well he didn't say much. He just said it's a nice night for a walk. Then he licked his eyebrows and left." |
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