Since Jeeto is eight months into her pregnancy, Santa has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor Santa curled up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire...
Feeling sorry for Santa, she opens her purse, takes out a five hundred bucks, and gives it to him, "Awww, my dear is so depressed... here, take this and go to Banta's wife, Preeto, she will let you sleep with her tonight and remember that this happens only once ok? Don't think about it again."
Santa rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly.
A few minutes later, he returns, hands the money back to Jeeto and says with much disappointment: "She said this is not enough, she wants One thousand..."
Jeeto's face slowly turns red with anger, "Damn that bitch... when she was pregnant and Banta came over here... I only charged him five hundred!" |
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