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Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can’t do this. I’m a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"
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Height of wait ! Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky. Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to... - Jump to conclusion! Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.
During the break the friend says to Santa: I bet the man will jump and break his... - Living instructions... A blonde goes to a barber shop wearing headphones.
She tells the hairdresser, 'Dress my hair please, but do not remove the headphones.' The hairdresser does his job but - Puzzled! Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about. Santa said, 'We have just put together a 100 piece...
- Cable and Wireless! Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American...