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One sunny afternoon, Banta was out in the woods hunting and came upon a nude girl tied to a tree. He asked her what had happened.
She explained how a couple of men had tied her up and had enjoyed her services without paying a ground fee.
"Why didn't you scream for help?" asked Banta.
"I did," she replied "but there's nobody within a six mile radius so they couldn't hear me."
"Six miles?" Banta remarked. "Are you sure of that?"
"Yes, I'm certain," she replied.
"Well, then," said Banta, "here we go again.
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