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Santa was obsessed with women's breasts, so he went to a psychologist and told him his problem.
"Let's play a little word association game," the doctor said. "I'll say a word and you say the first thing that comes to your mind."
"Plums," said the doctor.
"Breasts," Santa said.
"Oranges."
"Breasts," Santa replied.
"Watermelons."
"Breasts," said Santa.
"Wipers."
"Breasts," Santa said.
"Wait a minute!" the doctor said. "I can understand the connection between plums, oranges, watermelons and breasts. But, automobile wipers? Where's the connection?"
"Easy, doc," Santa explained, "one on the left and one on the right!"
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