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    Honeymoon Trip
    The honeymoon couple, Banta and Preeto, left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.

    The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination.

    Meanwhile, Banta and Preeto couldn't wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat.

    During the couple's moment of passion, the cab driver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?"

    "No way, get your own," said Banta, "this one's all mine!"
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