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A pilot invited his friend to a flight in a small plane. They each brought girls to the flight.
As they been in the air, a strange sound came from the engine and the plane started to swing from side to side.
So the pilot whispered to is friend, "There is a serious problem with the airplane. We are going to crash. There are only two parachutes in the plane ... so grab one and let's save ourselves."
"But what about the girls?" asked the friend.
"Fuck the girls," answer the pilot with a scorn tone.
"... You think we still have the time for that?"
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