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Three friends were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The first guy, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the market and bought meat worth 1000 bucks because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."
The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
"Just last week, she went out and spent 4 lacs on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
Banta nods sagely, and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber.
"Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife just left to go on a holiday in Germany. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!
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