| A beautiful girl applied to the circus for a job as a lion tamer. "I already have a lion tamer," said the owner. "But I can take you on as an equestrian or as a trapeze artist." "No," she protested, "I want to work as a lion tamer." Just then the lion tamer walked in on them with blood oozing from his arm. "A lion mauled me," he moaned. "I won`t go on tonight." "Okay," said the owner to the girl, "the job is yours." The girl entered the lions cage, took off her shoes and stockings, then her dress, her bra, and her petticoat. She folded her apparel neatly. Then naked, she lay down on the floor of the cage using her clothes as a pillow. Two lions walked over to her and started licking her face, her neck, her breasts. The owner turned to his lion tamer still nursing his wounded arm and asked,"Why can`t you do that?" "I can," the man answered,"If you`ll just remove the lions." |