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A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.
The woman says to her husband, "Let's have sex right here".
The husband says, "Are you crazy? People will hear and see us".
"But everybody is asleep", claims the wife, "I will prove it to you. I will ask for water and you'll see that nobody answers me and nobody even hears what I'm saying".
So the woman says in a low voice, "Can I have some water please?"
But no one answers. So the husband starts having sex with her.
After the plane lands, a man run to the steward and says, "Quick, give me water. I have been so thirsty for the last 5 hours"
The steward gives him water and asks him, "Why didn't you ask for water during the flight?"
The guy says, "No way, a woman two rows in front of me asked for water and you won't believe what they did to her!"
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