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The queen was visiting a hospital and she stopped by one of the beds to speak to the man lying in the bed.
"What is wrong with you?" she asked the man.
"I got a wart on my balls," he replies, much to the astonishment of the nurses.
One of the nurses immediately rushes over to him. "You can't say that to the queen!" the nurse shouts.
"Well what should I have said then?" replies the man.
"Something like you have a bruise on your back, or a cut on your arm, or a graze on your knee. Anything but 'I have a wart on my balls'!" answers the nurse.
Five months later, Princess is visiting the same hospital and just happens to pass the same bed, with the same man in it. "What is wrong with you?" asks the princess.
"Um, I have a bruise on my back," replies the man.
So, the princess answers, "I'm so glad to hear that your balls are better."
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