It was a rainy night and there was a hotel near the highway. Presently a man entered, "Do you have a room?" he asked, soaking wet.
"Yep," the man drawled, "I got three: one full of lemon, one full of limes and one filled with eighteen naked women!"
"Uh," the wet man said, "I'll take the one full of lemons."
About half an hour later another man came in, "You have a room?"
"Yep," said the attendant. "I got two: one full of limes and one filled with eighteen naked women."
"I'll take the one full of limes," said the man.
Still another man came in an hour later, "Jeez, it's wet! Got a room?"
The attendant nodded, "Just one, full of eighteen naked women."
The man reluctantly agreed to take it. The next morning, the three men woke up at the same time. The one with the lemons woke up and groaned, "God I feel like a lemon!"
The one with the limes got up and mumbled, "Jeez, I feel like a lime."
The one with the eighteen naked women woke up and said, "I feel like a golf ball!" |
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