When the cattle had been loaded into cars and shipped to Chicago for sale, each car was appointed a cowboy to feed and water the cattle during the journey.
Following the unloading of the cattle in stockyard, this cowboy headed to a restaurant for dinner. The only seat was next to a lady who looked wealthy and educated. He couldn't help overhearing her order.
"I'll have a breast of fowl, virgin fowl, make sure it's a virgin, catch it yourself, garnish my plate with onions, a cup of coffee, not too hot, not too cold, and waiter, open the windows, I smell a horse, there must be a cowboy in here."
Thoroughly pissed off, the cowboy placed his order.
"I'll have a duck, a fucked duck, make sure it's fucked, fuck it yourself, garnish my plate with horse shit, a cup of coffee, strong as mule piss, blow the foam off with a fart, and waiter, kick down the wall, I smell a cunt, there must be a whore in the house." |
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