One evening Santa and Banta are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Banta turns to Santa and asks, "When do you suppose those girls are gonna make out with us?"
Santa says, "Dunno, but I'm drunk enough. Let's go and ask them!"
So off they go to the apartment where Banta knocks on the door. Rosa answers and says, "Well, Santa and Banta, come on in!"
Banta no more than gets in the door when he says, "We just come to find out when you girls are gonna make out with us."
Rosa is really upset by this and throws them both out, slamming the door on them. Banta is persistent and knocks on the door again.
Rosa isn't stupid. She knows it's Banta and says, "Banta if you are gonna be so forward, you'll have to talk through the keyhole."
So Banta bends to the keyhole and asks, "When you girls gonna make out with us?"
Rosa is really upset now. She drops her pants, backs up to the keyhole, and breaks wind.
As Banta is backing up and shaking his head, Santa asks, "Well Banta, what did she say?"
Banta says, "Well, I think she said .. FFFFfffffrrriiddaay y but her breath is so bad, I'm not asking again." |
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