Eagles mate for life, so this near-sighted eagle goes out to look for a mate. He finds a Dove. They go back to his nest and they make love.
It was fantastic sex but all night long this dove says, "I'm a dove, let's make love. I'm a dove, let's make love."
Well the eagle just can't take this for the rest of his life so next morning he kicks her out of his nest. Then on for the quest of another mate. He runs into a wren.
He takes her back to his nest and makes love to her. Again fantastic sex but all night long this wren says, "I'm a wren let's do it again. I'm a wren let's do it again."
Well the eagle is getting really irritated so next morning he kicks her out of the nest.... Being very cautious (he thinks) he goes out to look for another mate... He finds the perfect mate… a Duck. So again he takes her to his nest and makes love to her. You'll never guess what this duck said all night long...???!!!???
"I'm a drake you made a mistake. I'm a drake you made a mistake."
(A drake being a male duck!) |
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