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Jeeto and Preeto were having one of those girl to girl talks......
Preeto, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Banta... and there's no telling where he last had his pecker."
Jeeto responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged, doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Preeto asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?"
Jeeto says, "Whenever I feel that a guy's getting ready to make a pass me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart I can."
Well, that night, Banta was already in bed with the lights out when Preeto headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.....so, she tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Banta rolls over and asks, "That's you Jeeto ?"
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