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This guy goes into a bar, sits down, and orders 12 Scotch & Sodas.
Not believing his ears, the Bartender says, "Did you say 12 Scotch & Sodas?"
"Yep," says the guy, "and I want all twelve now, right in a line."
"OK," says the bartender, and he serves them all up.
The customer proceeds to work his way down the line, one after another, till he finishes the very last one.
The bartender inquires, "Excuse me, but you must be having a celebration of some kind?"
"That's right, my very first blowjob!" says the customer.
Bartender, "Well, in that case, let me buy you one myself."
Customer, "No thanks, if the first 12 don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another one will do any good!"
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