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Two gay lovers were talking. The first one says, "I think you left some- thing in my honey hole last night"
The second one says, "I don't see how thats possible, but I'll check. Pull down you pants."
He sticks his finger up the wazoo as far as he can and feels around.
"There's nothing here."
"Oh, I'm sure there's something. Probe farther," says the first.
So the lover sticks two fingers, then three fingers, then finally his entire hand inside.
"Hey there is something here!" he says, pulling out the object. "It's a Rolex Watch!"
The first one begins singing, "Happy Birthday to You..."
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