A guy was driving on a winding forest road when suddenly a forest fairy jumps out in front of his car. He slams on the brakes and just avoids hitting the fairy.
The fairy was relieved and as a reward to the drive, the fairy offers him one wish. The driver, a waiter by profession, tells the fairy he would like a bigger hand so that he can carry more glasses and plates and handle his tips better.
The fairy grants his wish. Next day, he goes to work and a fellow waiter asks him about his big hand. He explained what happened and the other waiter then decided he too would go driving around on the winding forest road in the hope that he would also have a wish granted by the forest fairy.
After work that evening, the waiter goes driving around for hours and hours on the same stretch of round and had almost given up hope when suddenly the fairy jumps out in front of his car. He slams the brakes on and just avoids hitting the fairy.
The fairy approaches the guy and grants him a wish. The guy thinks long and hard and decides that he would like a big, long penis.
The fairy warns him that not all girls like big penis.
The waiter then says, "That's OK, I know someone with a big hand!" |
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