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One day, a young man entered a general store, and asked the beautiful, young, mini-skirted woman for a loaf of self-raising bread, which was located on the very top shelf.
The woman climbed up a ladder, reached for the bread, and provided the man with an excellent view of her firm cheeks.
It wasn't long before dozens of young men were going into the store and asking for self-raising bread. After a while, she became tired and irritated.
She stood at the top of the ladder, and said to an elderly man stood amongst the throng, "Is yours self-raising too?"
The feeble old man croaked, "No, unfortunately, I need a little manual help!"
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