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A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The mechanical engineer, said, "I think the car has a faulty carburetor."
The electrical engineer said, "No, I think the problem lies with the alternator."
The computer engineer brightened up and said, "I know, let`s stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!"
- Reply to the Call! Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. 'Is this one one one one?', says the voice.'No, this is eleven eleven.''Are you sure it is...
- Santa with Gary! Santa is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.Gary says ...
- Banta and Jurassic Park ! Banta goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him...
- Know all! Banta was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Banta how about Tom...
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Punjabi and Bengali Patriotrism Banta and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of...