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A Guy gets shipwrecked on an island. He finds that is it inhabited by all males.
After a couple of days, he asks what they do for fun, and the men tell him, that once a month, they go to the back of the island, take a rowboat, and go to the island across the bay that has goats on it, and they have their way with them.
The guy is in disbelief, and says, "I'll pass on that"
A few months go by, and the day of the trip across the island, he is the first on the boat, and the first one out of the boat when they get there, and runs up and starts making love to this goat.
Well, all the rest of the guys are laughing their head off.
He turns and asks what the hell are they laughing at, and the guys say, "Well, you were the first to get out here, and you picked the ugliest goat."
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