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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She's down to her last $50.
Exasperated, she exclaims, "Only bad luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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5 Star Hotel Question: What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
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Breast Stroke There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion...