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A man goes to the doctor and says, "C cc ca can yy you he he help mm me with m my stutter".
The doctor says of course and tells him to lie on the couch. He examines him and finds that the man has a 16-inch cock.
The doc says, "No wonder you have a stutter with that hanging off your vocal chords, I'll have to take some off"."
So he removes 10 inches and sends him home.
A week later the man returns complaining that his wife misses the large cock, though his stutter is cured.
"Is there any way you can help?" he asks.
The doctor replies, "Sssss ss se send hhh hhh he her in to me a a and I'll ss ss sssee what I can d d d d d do !!
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