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A dude named Henry really hates fags. Anyway, he moves into a new neighborhood and decides to go check out the bars.
As he strolls along, he keeps seeing signs with: "We serve gays" written on them.
He's really pissed off by them, but decides to keep searching. Eventually, his hard work pays off and he comes to bar that doesn't say anything about serving gays.
So, he goes inside and takes a seat at the main counter. While the bartender is pouring Henry a nice, cool Bud Light, Henry says, "I'm sure glad that this bar doesn't have any of those d*mn signs saying that ya serve gays!"
The bartender replies, "Oh, but we do. It's right over there on the floor..."
Henry gets off of the stool and bends over to look at it.
It reads: "Brace Yourself!"
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