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One winter day, Adam's neighbor Joe, came up to Adam's door and started pounding on it with a great deal of anger. Adam came to the door to see a red faced Joe screaming obscenities.
Joe: That @#$%^&* son of yours has been pissing in my snow bank!!!!!
Adam: How do you know it was my son?
Joe: That @#$%^&* son of yours wrote his name in the snow!!!!
Adam: Well.. I'll speak to him about it, but I gotta tell you, I'm not sure what your so fired up about, is it really that bad?
Joe: (screaming): What I'm most angry about is it's my daughters handwriting!!!
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