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    A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don`t think it`s fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
    "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
    "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
    The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
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  • Chauffeur! One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, 'You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven`t done it for a long time. Why don`t you let me drive for once?'The driver thinks to himself
  • Kargil ! The Sikh regiment was climbing a hill in the Kargil sector during the war when suddenly from the direction of the summit the Pakistani regiment opened fire on them. The Sikh regiment took cover behind boulders and started to return the firing. The firing continued for a long time and...
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