Female Survivors

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    Female Survivors
    Three ladies were being interviewed for the position of an airline hostess. The interviewer posed the following question.

    "The plane you are on is filled with a troop-load of soldiers who have been away from civilization for the last few months. It crashes on a deserted island and you are the only female survivor. What do you do?"

    "Well," replied the English lady, "I would expect all of the men to act like gentlemen."

    "I," stated the American "would expect the commander to take control of his men."

    The girl from France responded: "What is the problem?"
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