Speed Limits...A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....Cop : 'Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?'Blonde : 'Officer, I saw a...
Definitely...Nursery school teacher says to her class, 'Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence?'First a little girl says 'The sky is definitely blue'Teacher says, 'Sorry...
I`m Winning!A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine, she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more cents pushed the button and...
The difference .......InterestingMorris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for...
Chauffeur!One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, 'You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven`t done it for a long time. Why don`t you let me drive for once?'The driver thinks to himself