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    Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk.

    Mrs Santa opened her handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it`s me and I am alright."
  • Speed Trap A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and...
  • Speed Limits... A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....Cop : 'Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?'Blonde : 'Officer, I saw a...
  • Definitely... Nursery school teacher says to her class, 'Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence?'First a little girl says 'The sky is definitely blue'Teacher says, 'Sorry...
  • I`m Winning! A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine, she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more cents pushed the button and...
  • The difference .......Interesting Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for...
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