Speed TrapA man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and...
Speed Limits...A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....Cop : 'Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?'Blonde : 'Officer, I saw a...
Definitely...Nursery school teacher says to her class, 'Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence?'First a little girl says 'The sky is definitely blue'Teacher says, 'Sorry...
I`m Winning!A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine, she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more cents pushed the button and...
The difference .......InterestingMorris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for...