Having snuck out with a very cute young woman that he met at a party, Banta, exhausted from hours of hot sex, woke up at her apartment at 3 A.M. "Oh God!" Banta thought, "Jeeto's gonna kill me!" Trying to figure out how he would explain this to Jeeto without getting whacked with a frying pan, inspiration struck first. Banta dashed out to the nearest pay phone, dialed his home number quickly, and breathlessly said, "Jeeto, Jeeto! Don't pay the ransom!!! I escaped!!!" |